he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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