I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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