Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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