Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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