so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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