Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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