We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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