The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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