come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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