you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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