You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Found the puke drawer
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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