Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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