I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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