My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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