he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
zippers are such a cool invention
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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