Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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