how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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