this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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