Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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