okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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