I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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