4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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