Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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