That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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