New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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