You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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