it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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