So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
