god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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