Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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