Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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