kristin has been a bad kristin
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
