no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
