I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
