On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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