Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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