the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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