Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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