Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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