Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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