So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We left the knife in your bed.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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