Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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