Buhtt sex?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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