Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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