Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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