Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I can't turn off my feet"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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