I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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