sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
