Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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