I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
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so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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