last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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