i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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