I wish I could punch you in the face.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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