My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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