I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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