I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
